The Divorce Package!

You know what they say about getting over someone; get under… on a plane!

This certainly seems to be the viewpoint of Breathless resorts who own luxury hotels across the Caribbean & Mexico. At these hotels, you’ll find a rather unusual room package – What could it be? Rose petals on the bed? A bottle of champagne? Butler service? No, this one is a little less “romantic”, a break-up package!

Known un-lovingly as the “Untying the Knot Package”, grab your mates and have a party somewhere sun-soaked with the tequila flowing. It certainly beats sitting at home scrolling through your image gallery with a tub of Ben & Jerrys, so we’re all for it.

So what’s so special about this break-up package? Glad you asked…
The newly-single individual will receive a gift in their room on arrival, alongside a well-deserved room upgrade.
But they don’t stop there – You’ll also partake in a “Trash the Memory Ceremony” where you’ll be given a piñata with your ex’s face on!

On top of this, you and 5 friends will have VIP resort treatment to keep the tears at bay:
– Cocktail-making or wine-tasting experience
– Complimentary Hydrotherapy passes at the spa
– 20% Spa discount
– Reserved spot on the beach for group (one day during stay)
– Private reserved area with bottle service at resort nightclub (one night during stay)
– “Untying the Knot” party cake one evening during stay
– Reserved dinner at selected resort restaurant
– Group photo shoot – a printed copy of the group’s selected photo for each person

All of this is available for just $599 for up to 6 people, working out at only $100 each on top of your stay for this fantastic collection of privileges.

Really need a “new you” edgy experience? They can do that too! The Breathless resorts can also arrange a guided bar hopping tour, bungee jumping, sky diving, fly boarding or paintball for a supplement (depending on destination).

We’ve spent 20 years planning the dreamiest of honeymoons and we’re loving this fresh take on the other end of the relationship spectrum!

Do you know someone who’s newly single and in need of a party? We think we have your next holiday…

Credit to AM Resorts for the package details.

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